Go Ahead. Stalk Me. I'll Love You.

nupersatural: omg cas don’t be so dramatic you might break...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:03:00 -0400

nupersatural:

omg cas don’t be so dramatic you might break something

novemberrain93: frerard: made rebloggable by request I guess...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:59:08 -0400

novemberrain93:

frerard:

made rebloggable by request

I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t: pink-zebra: globalsoftpirka: foryouistel...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:58:23 -0400

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS

WHEN DID YOU LAST

LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER

ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO

AND WHERE TO GO

AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

everythingelsegoesherethen: nerdfighter13812: itsxandy: disney...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:52:44 -0400

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years”...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:24 -0400

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

princecharmingtobe: beepbeep-car: woodlandeelf: Today I was...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:45:50 -0400

princecharmingtobe:

beepbeep-car:

woodlandeelf:

Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”

These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)

The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”

When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”

My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”

I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”

“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”

The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.

tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.

♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪

Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.

How to Cheat on a Test

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:38:51 -0400

How to Cheat on a Test:

hiddlefun:

amysteriouscharacter:

nobodys-gonna-save-you:

foreverabrokenrecord:

bubblezgirly:

thefandomain:

vampiresareveganzombies:

0hlovelyparis:

rosieroe:

venividivicibitches:

lettuceburnone:

onevoiceforever:

respectmethugtoninatalia:

ill-be-here-dreaming:

Okay, my sophomore year I had a TERRIBLE Chem teacher, and myself and all of my friends were failing. So, I came up with the idea to write notes on a piece of paper which you cut into the size of the cover of your graphing calculator, and you then tape it onto the inside of the cover. When you open the calculator and slide the cover onto the back, no one can see your notes. You inch the cover up if you need to check notes. This is how all of my friends passed Chem, and I still do it today, in fact, I passed my College Algebra final today with this. I have never once had a teacher have an inkling of suspicion when doing this. Try it, it works!!

Write on a small piece of paper and put it under your thighs….write on the inside of your calculator …write on your desk and cover it with your arm . works everyyy time

how do I reach these kids

I’ve done all of those things. Works like a charm.

Use an eraser to write answers on the desk. Only at certain angles can people read them. It works for me in Biology.

I just wear a skirt and write things on the top of my thighs and discreetly check by crossing my legs. Even if a teacher catches a glimpse they can’t ask you to pull up your skirt

the last one though YOU DESERVE AN AWARD

Write up answers on a piece of paper and tape it under the edge of your skirt, just flip part of your skirt up and check it. Or write on your shoes, I’ve never got caught using that.

I did the same thing, except I used my shorts, guys can do it too!

Thank you for alerting a teacher to great cheating techniques to check for. I don’t think that any of my current students would have thought of trying any of these though.

Teachers are on tumblr?!

well we’re fucked

In organic chem I got tattoos of the reactions on my arms, legs, boobs, stomach, feet, forehead and butt. I came to every test naked and equipped with a full length mirror. I made As in those classes. I strongly suggest this method of cheating

I once wore flip flops, wrote various court cases on the bottom of my feet, then used hand sanitizer to rub it off.

lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:33:29 -0400

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

skymalarky: Freedom Writers (2007)

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:30:55 -0400

skymalarky:

Freedom Writers (2007)

one-thing-i-cant-live-without: Guys, JARVIS had his own...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:30:21 -0400

one-thing-i-cant-live-without:

Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.

ameliaulation:

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:26:12 -0400

ameliaulation:

g-narnia: edwad: onetreetrill: mullingod: Obama at White...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:47 -0400

g-narnia:

edwad:

onetreetrill:

mullingod:

Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]

even obama is done with taylor’s shit

i’m a republican and that was a solid joke

dam breh

lol

savagly: annoyings: imagineaplacethatlasts-forever: annoyings:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:15:58 -0400

savagly:

annoyings:

imagineaplacethatlasts-forever:

annoyings:

satansoffspring:

Augustus waters; why can’t you be mine

bc hes from a book

because he’s dead

and now you just ruined the book good job
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU RUINED THE ENDING GODDAMNIT This is the third time in a row this has happened to me

h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:15:42 -0400

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

sheets-of-ayley: illbefinepretendingimnot: boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: le...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:15:05 -0400

sheets-of-ayley:

illbefinepretendingimnot:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

G

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:12:45 -0400

marufuji-ryo:

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:10:03 -0400

marufuji-ryo:

superficial-skull: so i was watching iron man 2 and

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:04:24 -0400

superficial-skull:

so i was watching iron man 2 and

My friend doesn't understand how lesbians can think guys are attractive if they're lesbian.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:57:06 -0400

pop-rocks-for-dani:

possiblyenjoyable:

I just wanna see if I can get a bunch of reblogs to see how many people understand that lesbians can think guys are attractive. Maybe they just don’t want to date them or something. That’s how I am.

It’s kinda like how straight girls think other girls are attractive. They admire their attractiveness, but aren’t actually attracted. Right?

mre407: I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:55:52 -0400

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..